10 Signs You May Be Training for Ironman

1.  Your idea of a quick lunch is a 1/2 mile swim and a Hammer Gel on the way back to the office

2.  You are the only one in the neighborhood that gets up at 4:30 that isn’t leaving for the airport

3. You are the only one in the neighborhood that goes to bed at 8:30 that isn’t 7 years old

4.  Your car is valued at $5,000 and your bike and all its accessories is worth $7000

5. You train so much your idea of help around the house is putting the toothbrush back in the cup

6. Rumors spread that you may be gay because you’re spending 15 hours a week and every morning with a group of physically fit guys

7. You actually think of passing on sex because it may “take a little out of the legs” before a brick run

8.  You eat 6000 calories one day and still end up negative for the day

9. You’re running next to a guy with a latex bikini top and it doesn’t even faze you

10. Sleeping in is a 6 am workout